Meet The Shit Coin Factory's Newest Creation!

P. Ness Monster!

Just in case you are new to this whole thing. Here is a quick tip for you newbie jeets (Just the tip 😈), when you see a token that the Shit Coin Factory lists on this page simply hover over the tokens image to get a little information.

To get to the good stuff and read more on the folklore behind the token click on the image and you will be taken away to the wonderland of sick degenerates like yourself.

THIS IS A LITTLE STORY ABOUT A FLACID LITTLE FELLOW NAMED P. NESS MONSTER

Let's Talk Shit Coin Factory Tokenomics...

Here at the shit Coin Factory we like to keep things simple. Mainly because we are smooth brained apes just like you. So every token that we launch has the same tokenomics unless otherwise specified. So this will be pretty easy even if your a paper handed jeet.

So this is how we get down at The Shit Coin Factory. First you go and talk to Sancho and he will get you that good good, you know that clean bright white shit. Then you go see Gloria down on 52nd her girls are always the finest. Now after that…

Ohhh shit my bad back to how we get down with our tokenomics. Now pay attention because I am only typing this once…

There is a 10% Tax on every buy and sell

2% Goes to the LP because we gotta raise that floor up!

2% Goes to the community because we love to give back

2% Goes to marketing so we can keep this rocket going

2% Goes to the team so they care about the project

2% Goes to burning tokens because burning stuff is fun!!!

This is where I am going to leave instructions for all the newbie jeets to show them how to make the life changing decision of coming over to the dark side and making them crazy 1000x gains!

1. DOWNLOAD METAMASK

We highly recommend using the MetaMask for your wallet. MetaMask can be installed as a Chrome extension or downloaded as a mobile application. After installing MetaMask make a new wallet if you don’t already have one. Make sure to save your seed phrase and never share it with anybody! No one from The Shit Coin Factory team will ever ask you for your seed phrase or private key.
 
2. CONFIGURE METAMASK FOR BSC
 

Configure your MetaMask wallet to work with Binance Smart Chain (BSC) so that you can trade BNB for PIU though your MetaMask wallet.

To complete this process you can find a guide HERE

 
3. BUY SOME BNB
 
Now you have your MetaMask wallet set up, you can go ahead and add some BNB so that you can begin trading. To do this, head over to Binance, or KuCoin and register then simply purchase BNB using your native currency.
 
4. SEND YOUR BNB TO YOUR METAMASK WALLET
 

Open up your MetaMask wallet, verify that you are connected to the BSC chain (top of wallet) and copy your wallet address. Your wallet address can found underneath your account name. It will start with 0x and it should copy your wallet address when you click on it.

Head to Binance, and inside your wallet, next to your BNB balance, hit withdraw.

Paste your MetaMask wallet address and follow the simple send instructions. Your BNB should show up in your MetaMask wallet within a few minutes.

 
5. TRADE YOUR BNB FOR A Shit Coin Factory Token
 

Head to Pancake Swap. On mobile go to the side menu and choose “browser”, on the desktop version simply go to the website. https://pancakeswap.finance/

Connect your wallet with the “Connect” button. On desktop MetaMask should show up and allow you to confirm the connection. On mobile a screen should pop up. Make sure you choose the MetaMask option and then verify that you want to connect. If this does not work use the WalletConnect option.

Now that you are connected to Pancake Swap, you should see your BNB balance displayed inside the swap box. Inside the swap box, hit the settings icon and change the slippage rate to 13-15%.

In the swap box, under your BNB balance it should say select currency. Click “select currency” and past in the contract below.

PIU Contract –

Now, enter how much BNB you would like to invest and hit the swap button!

Congratulations you just bought a Shit Coin Factory Token!

Always remember that no matter which wallet you use to verify that you have the right contract. Only ever use a contract found on the official site or in the official Telegram Channel! The Shit Coin Factory team will never contact you first!

1. DOWNLOAD TrustWallet
 

Download Trust Wallet and create a new wallet if you don’t already have one. Make sure to never share your seed phrase with anybody!

No one from The Shit Coin Factory team will ever ask you for your seed phrase or private key. 

2. ADD THE TOKEN TO YOUR TRUST WALLET

Tap the icon in the top-right and then tap “Add Custom Token”.

Make sure you are connected to the BSC network. If not then at the top of the wallet, tap “Ethereum” next to Network, and change it to “Smart Chain / BSC”. Now copy the contract address for the token in the Contract Address box.

Next, put in the name, and the symbol and set the decimals to 18.

Click “Done” and at the top and you should now see that you have added the token to your Trust Wallet!

3. BUY “BINANCE SMART CHAIN” (BSC)

Tap on “Smart Chain” on the main screen of Trust Wallet, then tap “Buy” in the top right. This step may require KYC verification, so have documents ready to prove your identity.

If the transaction won’t go through, you may need to contact your bank to allow international transactions.

After purchasing, there may be a delay while your transaction is processed. Be patient, this is normal!

Alternately you can buy BNB from Binance or KuCoin and send it to your Trust Wallet. More info on how to do that in the MetaMask section.

4. SWAP BNB (BSC) FOR A The Shit Coin Factory Token

Tap on “Smart Chain” on the main screen of Trust Wallet, then tap “Buy” in the top right. That whole KYC thing we where talking about above also applies for this section so have your documents ready. If not then all should go though and you have just bought a The Shit Coin Factory Token. 

Alternately you can use PancakeSwap to trade your BNB for a The Shit Coin Factory token.

To do so head over to Pancake Swap. On mobile go to the side menu and tap “DApps”on the bottom and put paste this link in there. http://pancakeswap.finance/

Connect your wallet with the “Connect” button. A screen should pop up. Make sure you choose the TrustWallet option. If this does not work use the WalletConnect option. 

Now that you are connected to Pancake Swap, you should see your BNB balance displayed inside the swap box. Inside the swap box, hit the settings icon and change the slippage rate to 13-15%.

In the swap box, under your BNB balance it should say select currency. Click “select currency” and paste in the tokens contract.

Now, enter how much BNB you would like to invest and hit the swap button! 

Congratulations you just bought a The Shit Coin Factory Token!

Meet the team!

We are all a bunch of crazy ass filthy degens. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

TYRANNOSAURUS JEET

"It's better to cum a shitload then to shit a cumload"

Supah Jeet

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

Nappy Jeet

Hi..I'm NappyJeet. I live behind The Shit Coin Factory dumpster. They leave me all the left over shit to eat! 🐀💩